No, your eyes definitely do not deceive you. This is actually a box of “Ant Candy” as manufactured by Hotlix Inc. of Grover Beach, California. And, yes, apparently people do eat these things.
(Obviously, we did not.)
The ingredients include (and I quote):
- Malted syrup
- Black ants
- Natural and artificial flavor
- Yellow and Blue 1
- Red 40
Doesn’t that just sound scrumptious, amiright?
I purchased this as a souvenir nearly five years ago for a (then) 10-year-old Hailey while on a business trip to San Antonio, Texas. I found it in one of the crappy tourist shops somewhere in the vicinity of the Alamo.
Needless to say, she wasn’t very excited.
At the time, I was in the habit of collecting different and exotic foods from the various places I was visiting, as a way of connecting Hailey with the different places I visited on my business strips. Some of those selections you can read about HERE, but others … well, let’s just say we weren’t quite so excited to dive in (shocking!). As a result, this bizarre confectionery treat is still sitting around on one of my shelves downstairs, completely untouched, eight years later.
Anyone know what the shelf life of Ant Candy is?